One more for the road
Feb. 14th, 2004 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anigoI woudn't have posted it, except the theme was priceless.
Dick finished packing. Ever since Gina, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Dick had been rippling.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing milked him, all was warm. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a parked car to become a snuggly phone.
Just then, there was a Purple knock at the door. Dick opened it and stood there coldly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his eye.
When Dick came to, Gina was holding his rib and looking hard. "My love," Gina said gracefully, "I'm sorry for the wet shock. I've been shipwrecked on a smelly island for the last ten years, living like a sliver of glass that pierced the heart of the snow queen. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Dick could hardly believe his Gina had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a picture."
They embraced slipperly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was old.
Make your own here: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
I woudn't open the link around the kiddies - there's much wetness.
Dick finished packing. Ever since Gina, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Dick had been rippling.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing milked him, all was warm. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a parked car to become a snuggly phone.
Just then, there was a Purple knock at the door. Dick opened it and stood there coldly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his eye.
When Dick came to, Gina was holding his rib and looking hard. "My love," Gina said gracefully, "I'm sorry for the wet shock. I've been shipwrecked on a smelly island for the last ten years, living like a sliver of glass that pierced the heart of the snow queen. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Dick could hardly believe his Gina had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a picture."
They embraced slipperly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was old.
Make your own here: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
I woudn't open the link around the kiddies - there's much wetness.
