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When I get headaches that are nastier than other headaches I will occasionally take a couple of Tylenol with Codeine to get them in check. As you may or may not know, opioids (that's a word, spell check. Screw off.) can have the nasty side effect of... well... things don't move along as nicely inside as you'd like them to.

I had one of those headaches the other day and as I was spending some time "in thought" so to speak, I was thinking of all the drug ads on TV and how side effects may include dizziness, dry mouth, trouble sleeping, hair loss, weight gain, nausea, vomiting, lower back pain, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, blood clots, pyorrhea, diarrhea, loss of bladder control, etc, etc, etc. I think I read somewhere that a side effect for an anti-depression med was loose, oily stools and a leaky anus. (If that won't depress you further I'm not sure what will!)

Anyway, as I was "thinking" I thought it's very rarely you hear positive side effects. Nowhere do you see "may cause whiter teeth, stronger nails, curly hair, clearer skin, a great night's sleep, or butterflies randomly circling your head."

I want a drug that randomly will cause a butterfly to flutter around my head.

Date: 2016-07-01 12:15 am (UTC)
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That would be a good effect to get.

Date: 2016-07-01 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If you take enough opioids your wish may be granted.


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