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[anigo]

I've just received an email from My old (dick) boss's executive assistant asking me the following question:

Hello Gina,

Can you kindly help?

I ‘m looking for the following business pictures of :

Bob McCartney
Sandy Moore
Joe Varga
Tom Nugent
Sally Pyke

Thank you




This woman will book an appointment with you and the dickboss by sending you a meeting invite and then sending dickboss one. (She doesn't understand the concept of inviting two people to the same meeting, yet she manages his calendar.)

I haven't actually even spoken to Dickboss since December. He's made it quite clear that he wants absolutely nothing to do with me (including, apparently, submitting my performance review for last year - without me seeing it - indicating that I didn't meet expectations, but that's another story I'll share fully once I get to the bottom of things. Assuming I have an internet connection in prison, after I've been convicted of murdering him.)

I have worked with Bob and Sandy. I know Joe, but he's all the way across the country. I have no idea who Tom is. Sally's in a completely different department in a whole different province.

And to be crystal, crystal clear. I am in Training and Strategic Development. When I worked for Dickboss, I was the Director of Account Management. I don't go around, nor have I ever gone around, hoarding random business pictures of all of the 1500 colleagues in the organization.



[Poll #2038488]


Wow. Just wow.

Comments

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, that information is classified and their pictures have been redacted. Your email has been reported. Please report to H.R for investigation."

[waltzmatildah.livejournal.com]

This! I like this option!!

[m-danson.livejournal.com]

Invite them to a meeting.

[waltzmatildah.livejournal.com]

I went with the top option even thought my actual fave was the orgy one!

[waltzmatildah.livejournal.com]

I went with the top option even thought my actual fave was the orgy one!

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

Refer her to HR as they would have pictures, if you wanted to help.

Otherwise option 1.

Would not recommend orgy one as that could cause a hell of a lot of hurt. It is the sort of thing you can get away with verbally, but not in an email.

[anita-margarita.livejournal.com]

Google those names. Choose the most entertaining image associated with each one. Send those.

[eicnan.livejournal.com]

I adore the orgy and faxed photo ideas but I would just say Sorry I don't have their pictures and that's it. Don't offer anything else, don't include you shouldn't have been asked. Anything you put in an email can be forwarded. Of course for your sanity you should keep coming up with crazy ideas of photo submissions.