Verily, I say unto you...

[anigo]

As completely ridiculous as this sounds initially (and the actual conversion to the YAP way is very ridiculous), it really doesn't sound half bad when you start to read it...

http://www.churchofspongebob.org/index.htm

I am going to try to study the YAP way and take up the path of the Absorbant.

Comments

[ontopofit.livejournal.com]

I think you need the YAP way and I think you should get yourself some spongebob religious artifacts too. I think it may help you. I have heard that anyone following the spongebob way has total power and also gets very thin. :)