Against my better judgement: A political question

[anigo]

So, I'm trying to get ready for work this morning and I hear something on the radio about the meeting of the Americas and how Pres. Bush gave no more than a passing "howdjado" to Canada and was all snuggly to Mexico. (This, may infact be a misquote of the situation - I wasn't exactly in super-chipper-paying-attention mode this morning, but the question it brought to my mind is the point, not the misquote)

So. Here's Canada. All big, and sparcely populated and not a *real* super power and stuff, sitting next door to the US. And if the US decides, for what ever reason, not to let Canada come over and play with its toys, what options for retaliation are available to Canada?

"Fine, we'll just close our borders" (uh... yeah, *that's* effective)
"Fine, we just won't ship you any more um... uh... wheat! Uh.. no, Uh... BEEF!!! uh, oh, yeah, there's that isn't it.. uh... um... I know, we won't send you any more of our Computer Techs!! Yeah!"
"Fine, we'll just bring our Army... um... What, Bob and Fred (AKA -"the army") are out at MacDonalds? Ok, that won't work. Maybe we'll fly one of our Hercules Helicoptors over you and wait for it to malfunction. (And it will) How's THAT for a threat."
"Fine, we'll just get the RCMP (That's Royal Canadian Mounted Police) to ride their horses over there and poop on you."
"Fine, we'll just blow all of our leaves on your country"

This isn't designed as either Canada Bashing or US bashing, it's just a big old global question that can be asked in any scenario. When your friend and neighbour is the biggest, most popular, most powerful guy on the block, what options do you have other than to smile and nod, or pretend you're not home.

Comments

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Well, in Canada's case at least they could stop exporting electricty to America, and then watch most of the North east go dark.

Betcha president Bush would pay real close attention as soon as the A/C goes off in the Oval office.