Everybody's getting kicked off LJ

[anigo]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	19
Your crime	Masturbating. They know.
Who reported you	kyra_ojosverdes
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand. Two months later, the entire population is killed in the TezuRyo - TezuFuji ship wars.

Comments

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

It's a sin, you know.

[anigo.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but did you HAVE to report me? Couldn't you have warned me first? Three strikes or something?

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

You weren't sharing. *pout*

[anigo.livejournal.com]

Well I can hardly share if you've had me kicked out now, can I. Have me reinstated and we'll see what we can do. :)

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

*starts letter-writing campaign, creates five new LJ communities in your support, enlists the help of Masturbatory Pride organizations*