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anigoFrom a very close friend of mine. One that (frigheningly) has the same sense of humour. (Edited of course to provide *some* anonimity to my employer)
Our Company would like to announce its participation in fundraising for a new charity:
“GALLO-MALLO-CALLO”
(Give Amina Lawal Lots Of Money And Let Lawyers Opposed to Cruelty Aid Lawal’s Legal Opportunities)
How can you be involved? It’s easy – just participate in any of the events below:
§ CCAs sell CCAs in CCA (Client Care Administrators will be selling Chocolate Covered Almonds today in the Colour Copier Area)
§ 50/50 Draw to Save the Dishwasher! (Buy a 50/50 ticket; half the proceeds will go towards fixing 1599’s dishwasher; the other half will be used to purchase long distance gift certificates for Amina Lawal)
§ Press 90# any time! If Amina Lawal calls you, press 90# any time, any day to allow her to make long distance calls anywhere in the world
§ S.T.E.P. (Save Through Every Paycheque) – speak with Kurt and let him know that the full amount of each of your paycheques should be donated to Amina Lawal
§ Public Folder-a-thon - for every document posted to a public folder between now and Allon Day, Our organization will donate $1 to GALLOMALLOCALLO
§ Phone/Computer Giveaway - give your cell phone or your laptop computer to Amina to raise money, or to make those important calls to lawyers overseas.
It should be noted that one of our colleagues will be changing his out of office email reply permanently to say “I will no longer have access to email as I has donated my computer to Amina Lawal”
You CAN make a difference! That colleague has!
Our company wishes to thank sources below for inspiration:
http://studio8.net/CampusDirt/PDF/CD_Vol1_Issue2.pdf (page 4)
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/aminalawal.htm
Our Company would like to announce its participation in fundraising for a new charity:
“GALLO-MALLO-CALLO”
(Give Amina Lawal Lots Of Money And Let Lawyers Opposed to Cruelty Aid Lawal’s Legal Opportunities)
How can you be involved? It’s easy – just participate in any of the events below:
§ CCAs sell CCAs in CCA (Client Care Administrators will be selling Chocolate Covered Almonds today in the Colour Copier Area)
§ 50/50 Draw to Save the Dishwasher! (Buy a 50/50 ticket; half the proceeds will go towards fixing 1599’s dishwasher; the other half will be used to purchase long distance gift certificates for Amina Lawal)
§ Press 90# any time! If Amina Lawal calls you, press 90# any time, any day to allow her to make long distance calls anywhere in the world
§ S.T.E.P. (Save Through Every Paycheque) – speak with Kurt and let him know that the full amount of each of your paycheques should be donated to Amina Lawal
§ Public Folder-a-thon - for every document posted to a public folder between now and Allon Day, Our organization will donate $1 to GALLOMALLOCALLO
§ Phone/Computer Giveaway - give your cell phone or your laptop computer to Amina to raise money, or to make those important calls to lawyers overseas.
It should be noted that one of our colleagues will be changing his out of office email reply permanently to say “I will no longer have access to email as I has donated my computer to Amina Lawal”
You CAN make a difference! That colleague has!
Our company wishes to thank sources below for inspiration:
http://studio8.net/CampusDirt/PDF/CD_Vol1_Issue2.pdf (page 4)
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/aminalawal.htm
