Dear Abby:

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fuc*ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
Bitchy in Halifax

A couple of quizzes to start a Monday

( Interview Meme )

( If I had million dollars, I would buy you a green dress... But not a real green dress, that's cruel )

Today is brought to you by the letter F

F is for my computer that FAILED
F is for my filing cabinet that FELL over when I decided to do some FILING that was piling up while my computer was being an overpriced paperweight
F is for the FACT that I can't find the connectivity software for my Palm Pilot
F the grade I'd give today.

The Computer Gods Hate Me

So, not only did I spend all day at work without a computer, but now I've come home, all ready to buy myself a nice new digital camera - do a little comparative shopping and all - and now my HOME computer is cruddy - or rather my rock solid internet provider is being a jerk.

(and yes, Simon, there are other F words that would work today, but I didn't want to use them in front of young'ns like yourself!)