Much rambling to be found herein:
Mar. 22nd, 2005 09:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anigoFirst,
Jesus thinks you're a lazy shit. Even if He wanted
to hang out with you (which He doesn't) He
knows that He'd have to come over to your
house, which probably smells funny. It's too
bad Jesus is omnicient and can find his own
weed connection, Cause that's about all you
have going for you.
What does Jesus think of you?
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The price of gas has gone up AGAIN. It's now 97 cents a litre, which is about $2.92US a gallon. This is pissing me off today.
I have gained 10 pounds since I started exercising and eating right. TEN FUCKING POUNDS in about a month. There is no way on earth that can be all muscle mass. This is evidenced by the fact that my clothes are NOT fitting better, rather they're becoming tighter. In addition to this my fecking lung muscle STILL hurts like a sonovabitch and it's been a week since I pulled it. I am sorely tempted to say screw the whole thing and take the money I'm spending on the gym membership and go buy myself an awful lot of chocolate. And yes, I know I've posted on occasion that I have perhaps not been as calorie concious as I could have been, but not to the point of gaining 10 fecking pounds. To add to that I look like crap. I feel all bloaty and blotchy and just plain icky.
And third, because I really need to do this every once in a while to smarten myself up.
Three things I am grateful for:
I am grateful that spring is "officially" here and should be unofficially here fairly soon.
I am grateful I have a job wherein I can sit for 45 minutes and post this kind of blather in the morning.
I am grateful that I have enough money and resources that I am able to go to the gym and able to stock the fridge at work with grapes and leave bananas on my desk.
Jesus thinks you're a lazy shit. Even if He wanted
to hang out with you (which He doesn't) He
knows that He'd have to come over to your
house, which probably smells funny. It's too
bad Jesus is omnicient and can find his own
weed connection, Cause that's about all you
have going for you.
What does Jesus think of you?
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Second
The price of gas has gone up AGAIN. It's now 97 cents a litre, which is about $2.92US a gallon. This is pissing me off today.
I have gained 10 pounds since I started exercising and eating right. TEN FUCKING POUNDS in about a month. There is no way on earth that can be all muscle mass. This is evidenced by the fact that my clothes are NOT fitting better, rather they're becoming tighter. In addition to this my fecking lung muscle STILL hurts like a sonovabitch and it's been a week since I pulled it. I am sorely tempted to say screw the whole thing and take the money I'm spending on the gym membership and go buy myself an awful lot of chocolate. And yes, I know I've posted on occasion that I have perhaps not been as calorie concious as I could have been, but not to the point of gaining 10 fecking pounds. To add to that I look like crap. I feel all bloaty and blotchy and just plain icky.
And third, because I really need to do this every once in a while to smarten myself up.
Three things I am grateful for:
I am grateful that spring is "officially" here and should be unofficially here fairly soon.
I am grateful I have a job wherein I can sit for 45 minutes and post this kind of blather in the morning.
I am grateful that I have enough money and resources that I am able to go to the gym and able to stock the fridge at work with grapes and leave bananas on my desk.
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Date: 2005-03-22 04:00 pm (UTC)Truthfully, I'm not limiting anything out of my diet - including chocloate, though again truthfully, chocolate isn't that big a deal for me (Nachos, on the other hand... now that's another story) However saying I'm going out to blow my gym membership on chocolate had a much better sound to it. Ooooh, however if it might heal my Inter-coastal-waterway muscle, I'm all for it. :) (Smartyshowoffpants!)
And lastly, BINGO. Which only adds to the moodyness and the water retention, which ticks me off all the more. It's just a no-win situation, ain't it!
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Date: 2005-03-22 04:24 pm (UTC)i like inter-coastal-waterway better anyway. sounds more refreshing!
i HATE that bloaty feeling because i never know how to get rid of it, plus i'm already irritated which doesnt help a bit. no-win situation, indeed!
on the upside, after this episode is over, you'll drop down a pants size or two....
;)