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anigoIf you would like to live a long and happy life, don't record any Christmas Music.
I was just listening to a mixed CD when I realized...
Judy Garland - Have yourself a merry little christmas
DEAD
Karen Carpenter - Frosted Windowpanes (Among other stuff)
DEAD
Muppets and John Denver - Silent night (And other stuff)
DEAD and DEAD (ok, so the muppets aren't "officially" dead, but Jim Henson is pushing up the holly and the ivy)
Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney - SNOW, (Among other stuff)
DEAD and, you guessed it, DEAD
The Chipmunks - Christmas time is here
Ok, so maybe not "officially" dead, as they're not actually really alive, but so low on the entertainment scale that they might as well be deceased.
The Simpsons, featuring Troy McLure - Jingle Bells
DEAD
Burl Ives - Holly Jolly Christmas
NOT SO LIVING
Wham! - Last Christmas
Well, we can only hope, eh?
Meryn Cadell - The Cat Carol
THE CAT DIED!!!! (Bad song. Bad! If you've never heard this song, try to remain in such state for as long as you can. BAD BAD SONG!)
On the other hand...
Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas
ALIVE, and currently serving burgers in Michigan somewhere
Just thought I'd share.
Seasons Greetings!
I was just listening to a mixed CD when I realized...
Judy Garland - Have yourself a merry little christmas
DEAD
Karen Carpenter - Frosted Windowpanes (Among other stuff)
DEAD
Muppets and John Denver - Silent night (And other stuff)
DEAD and DEAD (ok, so the muppets aren't "officially" dead, but Jim Henson is pushing up the holly and the ivy)
Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney - SNOW, (Among other stuff)
DEAD and, you guessed it, DEAD
The Chipmunks - Christmas time is here
Ok, so maybe not "officially" dead, as they're not actually really alive, but so low on the entertainment scale that they might as well be deceased.
The Simpsons, featuring Troy McLure - Jingle Bells
DEAD
Burl Ives - Holly Jolly Christmas
NOT SO LIVING
Wham! - Last Christmas
Well, we can only hope, eh?
Meryn Cadell - The Cat Carol
THE CAT DIED!!!! (Bad song. Bad! If you've never heard this song, try to remain in such state for as long as you can. BAD BAD SONG!)
On the other hand...
Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas
ALIVE, and currently serving burgers in Michigan somewhere
Just thought I'd share.
Seasons Greetings!
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Date: 2004-12-16 05:17 pm (UTC)Dean Martin.
Uh, also DEAD.
Mel Torme is still alive though. (He wrote The Christmas song, AKA Chestnuts Roasting ...blah blah blah)
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Date: 2004-12-16 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 02:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 05:32 am (UTC)Well..... The Roches are still alive.... far as I know...
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Date: 2004-12-16 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-17 12:06 am (UTC)You know I don't like christmas carols ?
Well, lets just say those deaths were "arranged", I mean sure they looked innocent enough. But when you start adding it up, well you saw the pattern.
Sorry about Wham though, what can I say? The lucky b*stards, I keep missing... I mean I nearly managed to drown the bugger during the shooting of Wild Boys, but Nooooo... he managed to survive. [drat, foiled again!]
Oh and Elvis ? Well why do you think he faked his own death ?! Thanks for the tip anyway, Michigan you say? Hey fat boy! You don't get away from me that easy...! It'll be a Blue Christmas indeed after you "accidently choke" on one of those burgers.
Bwhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!