Baaaaaa

[anigo]

Slander! siliconshaman became turned on by the Power Rangers movie... bigera once kept jynxgirl locked up in their basement for eight months. anahata56 and gunhed run a bordello in Soho. kyra_ojosverdes and tigermorph are blackmailing them. framlingem has a secret fixation with butter! siliconshaman has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes! fyremaven and summerlady do things behind sailorjim's back that are illegal in most of the world. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Now, I have noticed that, in all my friend's journals that there appears to be no dirt on me

Slander! anigo and anigo have been secretly doing it! anigo is the secret lovechild of anigo and anigo!! anigo keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! anigo has secret, sordid fantasies about anigo! anigo has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months. anigo performed a "sexual act" upon anigo in a public toilet! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

S'all about me, really, isn't it.

Comments

[jynxgirl.livejournal.com]

Cool!!! Good thing we don't have a basement!!!

I wonder... how does one perform a sexual act on themselves????

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

You wonder who someone performs a sexual act on themselves?

You must have gotten the Fundamentalist Christian sex ed class ;) It's remarkably easy... er wait. Maybe you'd better ask your mother. Or Anigo.

(disclaimer -vthe above is teasing.)

[anigo.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it.

I was going to suggest for a small donation to my pay pal account I could explain a little further...

;)

[fyremaven.livejournal.com]

SailorJim, i SWEAR....that's legal where i live!

of course, i live in southern california, so that's not saying much!

:)

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Curses!

Now oyu're onto me I shall have no choice but distract you while i make a quick get away...

Be warned though, for the IRS will replace me with a team of crack Ninja Accountants !!

OH look! A Distraction !!

*runs away, trips over, picks self up and limps away.*

[anigo.livejournal.com]

HAH!

Keep in mind, however, I am Canadian, and while the long arm of the US IRS is mighty and powerful, they get all confused with our big shiny loonie and toonie coins. They keep trying to peel off the tinfoil.