Argh!

[anigo]

Ok, so I've been dieting since January 1st, and throwing in the odd bout of physical activity. I know, it's only been a week, but for me, the queen of stuffing my face, it's been a week that I'm very proud of. I've maintained a nice healthy 1500 calorie diet (despite the sinfully delicious chocolates that were sent to me) even though there were moments I would have KILLED to have a donair or a whole pizza.

So I've stepped on the scales and.....

and......

and......

NOTHING!

nada.

Haven't lost an ounce.

Not One Freeking OUNCE!

Dick, who's been doing the same thing, has lost....

7 goddam pounds!

If that isn't reason for justifiable homicide right there, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what is.

Apparently every ounce that is going to come off of these beautiful thighs is going to come off kicking and screaming.

And if even one of you suggests that it's muscle, I'll personally come over there, season you with hot sauce, and bite you.



Off for breakfast... one poached egg and a slice of whole wheat toast.

Comments

[64tbird.livejournal.com]

Well, you know it might be.... uh ...And if even one of you suggests that it's muscle, I'll personally come over there, season you with hot sauce, and bite you. that Dick is messing with the scales.

Yeah.

That's it.