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anigoDid you know you can quickly access your account, make contributions, do inter-fund transfers and obtain your tax receipt by visiting our VIP room at www.standardlife. ca
Yes, well, quickly there, perhaps. Ironically enough, however, you need to actually call this number and wait for AGES to get your user id and pin number to actually access the VIP room. And this is not done so quickly. (Half an hour wait so far)
And there are only three songs on the music on hold.
In other news. I'm not going blind, which is a relief. (YES YES I KNOW I CAN QUICKLY ACCESS MY ACCOUNT... JUST GIVE ME A DAMN PERSON SO I CAN GET A PIN FOR GODS SAKE)
In further other news, my ankle still hurts which is a pain in the ass. Or in the ankle, as is the case. (Did you know I could quickly access my account????)
In further further other news, I got an extension to the biggest client contract in the Atlantic today for another 2 years which, quite literally, has probably saved a number of jobs, not to mention my sanity. (Apparently i can quickly access my account.)
Interestingly, the recording for being able to quickly access my account comes on just about every time I finish a paragraph. I suspect this announcement is put there to annoy people to the point they hang up. Well, it's not going to work with me! MWAHAHAHAH (Did you know you can quickly access the account through the VIP room?)
Well, for what it's worth, there ain't no champagne in the VIP room.
I shall continue now to hold.....
Yes, well, quickly there, perhaps. Ironically enough, however, you need to actually call this number and wait for AGES to get your user id and pin number to actually access the VIP room. And this is not done so quickly. (Half an hour wait so far)
And there are only three songs on the music on hold.
In other news. I'm not going blind, which is a relief. (YES YES I KNOW I CAN QUICKLY ACCESS MY ACCOUNT... JUST GIVE ME A DAMN PERSON SO I CAN GET A PIN FOR GODS SAKE)
In further other news, my ankle still hurts which is a pain in the ass. Or in the ankle, as is the case. (Did you know I could quickly access my account????)
In further further other news, I got an extension to the biggest client contract in the Atlantic today for another 2 years which, quite literally, has probably saved a number of jobs, not to mention my sanity. (Apparently i can quickly access my account.)
Interestingly, the recording for being able to quickly access my account comes on just about every time I finish a paragraph. I suspect this announcement is put there to annoy people to the point they hang up. Well, it's not going to work with me! MWAHAHAHAH (Did you know you can quickly access the account through the VIP room?)
Well, for what it's worth, there ain't no champagne in the VIP room.
I shall continue now to hold.....
