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Do you need extra pillows? Bring your existing ones to my house. There's something magic in my house that causes pillows to multiply.

I can remember buying, at most, 4 pillows in my lifetime. I just made The Kid's bed and noticed she only had one pillow and usually has two. So I went downstairs to the rec room/toy room/spare bedroom/room of disaster to grab another pillow. I have not one, not two, not three, not four, not even five pillows in my house, I have THIRTEEN pillows. And we're talking sleeping pillows here, This doesn't even begin to touch on throw cushions or accent pillows or such.

Ok, so... Let's assume I took two pillows with me when I moved out on my own 100 years ago. And then I bought four more. And let's assume that my dad left two when he moved out after living here for a bit. That still leaves me with... (please hold while I do the math) 5 pillows of unknown origin. (or something like that.)

Maybe I could start a pillow farm.
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