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[anigo]

Jesusfuckingmothergoddamnedfuckingstupidshiteatingfuckerpieceofgoddamnedfuckingshitfuck.

So there.

Apparently, acording to Aliant, my internet connection is working again.

Would somebody please tell that to my computer?

Yeah, so when I called them over the weekend they said they were going to do a test within 24 hours and if that didn't fix it they'd come over on Wednesday. If it got fixed in the meantime, would I please call them and let them know? Yeah? Ok? Sure. Thanks.

So... No internet. No Internet. No Internet. So I take today off as holiday time since they couldn't tell me when they'd be here. I called them first thing this morning, just to make sure they were still coming and guess what. They're not. They've fixed it. It was a faulty card on their end and now everything is all hunky-dory.

Um...

Wait now, no it's not.

Oh, isn't it?

Yeah, it's still not working.

Oh, it must be your router.

Ok, fair enough, but when I unplug the router and plug my modem right into my computer it still doesn't work.

Oh, yeah, well you need software to make it work. The router makes it so you don't need the software. It must be your router. We can mail you the software if you like.

Mail me the software!?!? Mail it? Wow, now that's high speed for you!

Fuck.

The router was working just fucking fine before. Why is it not working now? I have reached the limits of my computer savvy, I'm afraid. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck.

And yes, I have unplugged, rebooted, and fucking asslicked every piece of electronics within a 3 mile radius of my computer. Fuck.

Did I say fuck yet?

Yeah, Fuck.

Suggestions? I'm on dial up nows and I've already overtaxed the poor bird's bill hammering away on the piece of slate in the back, but fuck it.

I NEED MY INTERNET BACK!