Yoinked from the pages of Cosmo

[anigo]

1. Whenever you need _____________ you talk to me first.
2. If you got invited to ________________ you wouldn't ask me to come along because you know I'd hate it.
3. When you do/see/hear _____________________ it reminds you of me.
4. If you had to write an online dating profile for me you'd use these three adjectives:
5. I'm always whining about ___________.
6. If you were planning my fantasy birthday party, you would do ___________, but you'd never do ________.