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They say there's an oil crisis. This must be, since it costs a shite load of money to fill my car. They say there's a flour crisis as well, and that the price of bread is going to double.

There is, however, not an onion crisis. The grocery store has NO problem filling each of their salads with at least 3 or 4 big old stanky red onions.

Too bad you can't run a car on onions, or make bread out of 'em.