Ocean Yachts Regatta Races 1 and 2

Current count

Abrasions: One scraped knee
Bruises: Innumerable, including 3 leg bruises, half a dozen elbow bruises, one knuckle bruise, two palm bruises (Origins all unknown)
Sore Muscles: Not limited to - butt muscles, leg muscles, shoulder muscles
Sunburn: Slight
Number of times I told somebody to get the F*out of my "office" (My position on the boat): 1
Wins: 2 of 2
Current standing: First place!!