Much rambling to be found herein:

First, ( a meme because I nearly laughed my ass off when I found out the answer )

Second ( things that are bugging me today, cut so they won't bug you too if you don't want them to )

And third, because I really need to do this every once in a while to smarten myself up.

Three things I am grateful for:

I am grateful that spring is "officially" here and should be unofficially here fairly soon.

I am grateful I have a job wherein I can sit for 45 minutes and post this kind of blather in the morning.

I am grateful that I have enough money and resources that I am able to go to the gym and able to stock the fridge at work with grapes and leave bananas on my desk.