Colour me amazed

So I decide to stop off at Wal-mart after work to get a few presents. I leave a message on Richard's cell phone because he had to pick the girls up from Gymnastics at 5:30, telling him I'll be a little late. At 5:45 he calls my cell phone and is all irate because I'm not home for supper.

bah.

So I drop everything and get home. And as we're eating supper Jess says there's a surprise for me but I've got to finish my supper first.

I wolf down my meal, get up from the table and Jess leads me down the hall to the bathroom.

There, I find a bath drawn with bubbles, candles, a clean towell folded by the bath...

Jess said "Daddy thought of it all by himself"

Who are you and what have you done to my husband?