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[anigo]

So, I just came back from a meeting with a new customer about an employee they have with an addiction problem. S'all "assist the employee... totally confidential... psychological assessment... blah blah professional blah"

After the meeting, my contact pulled me to one side and pointed out my shirt button was undone, exposing the salmon-pink silk push-up bra I'm sportin'.

Yeah, and I wondered why they weren't looking me in the eye.


And now for some memeage:


A - Age: 35

B - Bands listening to right now: The Clash

C - Career of the future: TBA

D - Dad's Name: John

E - Ethnic Background: Scottish/English

F - Favorite song at the moment: When Summer Comes, Great Big Sea

G - Great escape: Sailing (duh!)

H - Hometown: Saint John, NB

I - Instrument: Piano, Mandolin, Tin Whistle, Bodhran

J - Job: Account Manager, Employee Assistance Provider/Salmon Pink Push-up Bra Wearer

K - Kids: One - 7

L - Last person you talked to on the phone: A psychologist

M - Mom's Name: Valerie

N - Number of Siblings: two, niffer8 and fatty666

O - Oldest Sibling: niffer8, 30ish. But I'm (sadly) older still.

P - Phobia[s] / Fear[s]: Earwigs (GAHHHHH!)

Q - Favorite Quote: Harry Burns(from When Harry met Sally): I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ooooh! I must go put that on my amazon wish list... Hint, hint... simonmarshall


S - Song you sang last: Night Fever - Bee Gees. It was on the radio, OK?!?! Jeeze!

T - Time you wake up: 6:00

U - Unknown fact about me: I can spread my toes apart to a six inch spread.

V - Vegetable you Hate: I kinda like vegetables. As long as they're covered in cheese sauce or hollandaise sauce, or sour cream...

W - Worst Habit: Emotional eating, boredom eating, eating eating.

X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, Arm, Brain, Chest

Y - Yummy Food: See above, however right this second it's seafood, anything mexican, medium rare steak, croissants... I could go on...

Z - Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Comments

[gogoman.livejournal.com]

OK, to the person who tipped you off: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

!!!!!

[tigermorph.livejournal.com]

This from the boy who was too shy to participate in the smooch thread???

I might just hafta come over there and smooch you again.

[simonmarshall.livejournal.com]

*hangs around waiting for SOMEONE to send a link to a wishlist*



*whistles*



quiet in ere innit?

Re: !!!!!

[gogoman.livejournal.com]

Well....OK, if that's what you think you have to do. I guess I deserve it. (Darn)

But my operating theory is simple; she did it on purpose, so just observe quietly.

Ditto what HE said..

[itzwicks.livejournal.com]

After the meeting, my contact pulled me to one side and pointed out my shirt button was undone, exposing the salmon-pink silk push-up bra I'm sportin'.

Be happy that you have something worth staring at in the first place.

Sad but true, but there are women out there who are waking up from surgery, gratful to be alive, but sadden to lose one or more breasts in the process.

You are missing a cleavage icon for your male fans to stare at when you are not posting. As a rule, two inches or more of cleavage is the UNIVERSAL sign for "Look at these wonderful gifts from God."

And yes, I am probably going to go to Purgatory (assuming it exists) for the above remark. But it's worth it if cleavage is displayed! LOL

Ahem.. MALE cleavage does not count. ::bleech!::

Re: Ditto what HE said..

[anigo.livejournal.com]

Yes, my mother is one of those people who have woken up minus one breast. I quite honestly expect to be in the same position some day, given heredity and all, but life's too short to do anything more than go for the annual checkup and do the monthly exams.

In the mean time, I have used up my alloted quota of userpics, tho I don't use the pic of Ms. Coffee Bean very much anymore...

We'll see. You'll be the first to know.

Re: Ditto what HE said..

[itzwicks.livejournal.com]

A grateful male fan in Oklahoma waits with baited breathe.. :D