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Aug. 17th, 2004 09:02 amThis Diary Will Change Your Life entry for today:
Today is Blue-Sky Day.
Forget the practicalites: Decide what you REALLY want to do with your life. Some examples are...
I want:
- to be King of Lombardy
- a shed on the moon
- a second belly button
- 72 kids
- to make love to the virgin Mary
- my enemy's head on a plate
- my own nuclear powered submarine
- world peace
- to be beamed up
- one pyramid for me and two smaller ones for my followers
- a layer of atmosphere named after me
- to be left alone
- to rule the world
What do you really want?
**Edit**
What I really want is to live in a big castle overlooking the ocean where it's always warm and people ride around on horses and there's indoor plumbing and everybody has everything they need and prince charming is really prince charming and not some guy on steroids who needs to always look in a mirror or some guy who *looks* like prince charming for the first couple of weeks but ends up sitting in front of the big screen tv all the time, watching football and drinking beer. Oh, and I want Halle Berry's body.
Oh, and a second belly button.
Forget the practicalites: Decide what you REALLY want to do with your life. Some examples are...
I want:
- to be King of Lombardy
- a shed on the moon
- a second belly button
- 72 kids
- to make love to the virgin Mary
- my enemy's head on a plate
- my own nuclear powered submarine
- world peace
- to be beamed up
- one pyramid for me and two smaller ones for my followers
- a layer of atmosphere named after me
- to be left alone
- to rule the world
What do you really want?
**Edit**
What I really want is to live in a big castle overlooking the ocean where it's always warm and people ride around on horses and there's indoor plumbing and everybody has everything they need and prince charming is really prince charming and not some guy on steroids who needs to always look in a mirror or some guy who *looks* like prince charming for the first couple of weeks but ends up sitting in front of the big screen tv all the time, watching football and drinking beer. Oh, and I want Halle Berry's body.
Oh, and a second belly button.