What any good woman would do

[anigo]

Had a dinner party last night - my dad, his wife, their two friends Suzy and David, my sister, her husband and my brother. So, 20 minutes into said function, I had dad in the kitchen, asking where this was and where that was, I had Jess trying to show everybody gymnastics, I had the dog piddling on the floor, I had a cacophony of noise from Leigh, Suzy and my sister and I had my husband giving me the silent treatment for some reason. So I did what any good woman would do.

I got rip-roaring drunk.

Screw this good hostess thing. In moments of adversity, go for booze.